Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for viagra. How can I filter all this junk mail? It's making me nuts.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid advertisements for things I don't even want. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- This has gone too far.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your final warning website to knock it off. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? You better believe it.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Emails
You believe you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I don't care for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.